Top 10 “Pick Up Lines”

Posted July 5, 2012 by MyaAyo in Your Fav's

We’ve searched and talked with the biggest douchebags and ass holes to give you our top 10 “Pick Up” lines for this scorching 4th of July. They are here to either get you laid (if she’s easy enough) or slapped (if she’s smart enough) either-way get drunk, get naked, and get laid happy 4th of July!

10. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

9. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.

8. Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is…

7. I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass!

6. Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!

5. [Man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [Women] NO! [Man] Maybe u didn’t hear me…. I said u look really fat in those pants!

4. [Man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [Women] NO! [Man] Maybe u didn’t hear me…. I said u look really fat in those pants!

3. I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.

2. Why don’t you come sit in my lap, and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up.

1. Who’s your friend?